me: mom, when’s the dinner ready?
mom: why, are you hungry?
HAHA NO MOM I NEED THAT FOR MY COLLEGE APPLICATION
this guy at my school wears really short shorts all the time and i asked him why he doesn’t wear normal cut shorts and he said “if the sky is out, then my thighs are out” god bless
what would jesus do with that big fat butt
'I was gonna reblog that but that stupid fucking caption you added is annoying and I'm on mobile so I can't delete it but I'm not encouraging that behavior so I won't reblog it at all' the musical
I never understood this. Sam, you KNOW Dean ALWAYS does scissors. Why did you do paper???
I know this!!!! It’s because this is the episode where Balthazar unsunk the titanic so lots of things changed, including for some reason the boys’ RPS habits. This was one of the things early on in the episode that was supposed to indicate to the audience that something was not right.
*whispers* oh my god…..Why didn’t I realize that?! You’re so right.